Baking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt | Funny Raccoon Baking Tee
When life gets frustrating, apparently the answer is… baking. 😂 This funny graphic tee features an adorably mischievous raccoon kneading dough beside a jar of flour with the perfectly deadpan saying: “Baking Because Murder Is Wrong.”
The detailed, hand-drawn-style raccoon paired with the simple black typography gives this design a slightly sarcastic, quirky feel without being overly busy. I especially like the little touch of warm cream in the dough and flour—it breaks up the otherwise neutral artwork nicely.
Printed on a Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt, this would make a fun everyday shirt or gift for bakers, home cooks, raccoon lovers, and anyone whose preferred form of stress management involves flour and an oven.
✨ Perfect for:
- Bakers and home cooks
- Raccoon lovers 🦝
- People with sarcastic humor
- Stress bakers
- Funny coworker gifts
- Birthday and holiday gifts
- Weekend baking sessions
- Anyone who chooses cookies over chaos 😂
🦝 Design: Baking raccoon with “Baking Because Murder Is Wrong” saying
👕 Shirt: Bella+Canvas Unisex Supersoft T-Shirt
🍪 Style: Funny • Sarcastic • Quirky • Vintage-inspired
🎁 Occasion: Everyday • Weekend • Baking • Birthday • Holiday • Gift Giving
When in doubt, preheat the oven. It’s probably the safer option. 🦝🍪
Please review the size chart before ordering for your preferred fit. Size up for a more relaxed or oversized look.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Mathew Marketplace
- Email: contact@support.mathewmarketplace.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Baking Because Murder Is Wrong T-Shirt | Funny Raccoon Baking Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|
